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Hehn!?


I'm gonna bang out the rest, cause it's always bothered me a little:

Joey Harrington- A guy Mouse once called "One of the best backups in the league". Also known as "not quite as bad as Ryan Leaf, Akili Smith, or an overcooked steak"
Guy never had a nickname, played poorly his entire career, got waaaay too many chances, and made you yearn for guys like Tyler Pigpen, Miss Cleo, and Sage "Helicopter" Rosenfels.

Vince Young
Did he try to kill himself? Who knows. He certainly killed his career, and quite possibly that of Jeff Fisher's. Why is Cam Newton better than Vincente Young? He isn't.

Jake Plummer
Ok, someone interesting. TMQ will rant for hours about how Shanahan went away from Plummer for all the wrong reasons (They were 6-4!) and that Cuckler was no better and probably cost them a playoff chance (finished 8-8), but when your best ability is the ability to "throw on the run" maybe your team needs to do you a favor and draft Alex Barron von Fego so by definition all your throws can be "on the run"

Randall Cunningham
Better Eagle than Viking. Nobody likes to believe it because we all lack historical perspective (avg fegonomics reading age: 23.5), but it's undeniably true. Also: "that's what you do when you have a quarterblack... err quarterback"

Daunte Culpepper
Owner of my favorite fantasy football season of all time. Highly overrated runner, but was the team's power back by default because Moe "syzlak" williams, Onterrio "wizzinator" Smith, and Michael "wait, i'm gonna get hit this isn't track?" Bennett all were somewhere between awful and shartful.

Edit: The Last Naked Warrior has chronicled the path of the Daunte quite well. That said, I'm not removing this segment.

Trent Dilfer
It's trendy to say he's the worst QB to win a superbowl. I say it's Doug Williams. But I'm a racist so....
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/W/WillDo01.htm
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DilfTr00.htm

neither player ever got to 60% completion percentage.
The Dilf is also really mean to incoming QBs and reminds me of Jim Rome.

Warren Moon
Guy played until he was 44. Let's play a game:
Below are two qbs who played in minnesota late in their career. One is Warren moon, the other Favre. The last two numbers are Tds and INTs.

*	40	MIN	QB	4	16	16	12-4-0	363	531	68.4	4202	33		7
	41	MIN	QB	4	13	13	5-8-0	217	358	60.6	2509	11		19

	39	MIN	QB	1	16	16	8-8-0	377	606	62.2	4228	33		14
	40	MIN	QB	1	8	8	4-4-0	134	247	54.3	1610	7		9

They are the same!
If you can't figure it out, warren moon is the 2nd one.

Now look what happens to moon after this year:

1997*	41	SEA	QB	1	15	14	7-7-0	313	528	59.3	3678	25		16
1998	42	SEA	QB	1	10	10	4-6-0	145	258	56.2	1632	11		8
1999	43	KAN		1	1	0		1	3	33.3	20	0		0
2000	44	KAN		1	2	1	0-1-0	15	34	44.1	208	1		1

If there is a case for Favre staying retired... it's warren moon.

Drew Bledsoe

Statuesque, Sedentary, Presidential. These words inspired Drew Bledsoe, and Drew Bledsoe brought new meaning to those words.

Aaron Rodgers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFV3DvqknOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESYkXammpZ8&feature=related

"With great belt comes great responsibility"
-Aaron Rodgers

Phillip Rivers
Felipe Rios tiene mas capacidad para mejorar que cualquier quarterback este ano por una razon y solo una razon: Vincente Jackson.

Rich Gannon
Product of his receivers and defense. Interesting that he puts it all together so late. A much worse version of Kurt Warner.

Doug Flutie
Flutie Flakes. Yes. Flutie Drop Kicks. Yes. Flutie CFL. Yes. Flutie a caricature of a qb. Yes.
He personifies 'gitchy' at the qb position. Not gonna bring up the hail mary...oops.

Brady Quinn
Guy should have had every chance in the world to be the next Joey Harrington until the browns brought in a smart person: I am the walrus: Coo Coo ca choo

Kurt Warner
Behind only Manning, Favre and Brady in the 32 for 32 original list in terms of career value. Should be a HOFer. The "lost year" on the Giants included such studs as Ike Hilliard and Amani Toomer. Yes, Giants greats (Toomer at least), but they totaled 1100 yards between them that season. And Warner still threw for 220+ yards per game.

Peyton Manning
Is the best of all time at reading a defense and finding his best option. Has two seasons where he clearly played injured, yet you wouldn't be able to pick them out if you look at his season stats non-sequentially:

		IND	QB	18	16	16	10-6-0	450	679	66.3	4700	33	4.9	17	2.5	73	6.9	6.8	10.4	293.8	91.9	16	91	6.6	6.5	2.3	16
		IND	QB	18	16	16	10-6-0	392	591	66.3	4200	27	4.6	19	3.2	69	7.1	6.6	10.7	262.5	88.8	23	145	6.6	6.1	3.7	15
		IND	QB	18	16	16	3-13-0	326	575	56.7	3739	26	4.5	28	4.9	78	6.5	5.2	11.5	233.7	71.2	22	109	6.1	4.8	3.7	11
		IND	QB	18	16	16	10-6-0	357	571	62.5	4413	33	5.8	15	2.6	78	7.7	7.7	12.4	275.8	94.7	20	131	7.2	7.2	3.4	18
		IND	QB	18	16	16	14-2-0	393	571	68.8	4500	33	5.8	16	2.8	80	7.9	7.8	11.5	281.3	99.9	10	74	7.6	7.5	1.7	17
		IND	QB	18	16	16	12-4-0	379	566	67.0	4267	29	5.1	10	1.8	79	7.5	7.8	11.3	266.7	99.0	18	107	7.1	7.3	3.1	18
		IND	QB	18	16	16	12-4-0	362	557	65.0	4397	31	5.6	9	1.6	68	7.9	8.3	12.1	274.8	101.0	14	86	7.5	7.9	2.5	20
		IND	QB	18	16	16	12-4-0	371	555	66.8	4002	27	4.9	12	2.2	75	7.2	7.2	10.8	250.1	95.0	14	86	6.9	6.9	2.5	16
		IND	QB	18	16	16	6-10-0	343	547	62.7	4131	26	4.8	23	4.2	86	7.6	6.6	12.0	258.2	84.1	29	232	6.8	5.9	5.0	15
		IND	QB	18	16	16	13-3-0	331	533	62.1	4135	26	4.9	15	2.8	80	7.8	7.5	12.5	258.4	90.7	14	116	7.3	7.1	2.6	18
		IND	QB	18	16	16	13-3-0	337	515	65.4	4040	31	6.0	14	2.7	73	7.8	7.8	12.0	252.5	98.0	21	124	7.3	7.3	3.9	17
		IND	QB	18	16	16	12-4-0	336	497	67.6	4557	49	9.9	10	2.0	80	9.2	10.2	13.6	284.8	121.1	13	101	8.7	9.8	2.5	21
		IND	QB	18	16	16	14-2-0	305	453	67.3	3747	28	6.2	10	2.2	80	8.3	8.5	12.3	234.2	104.1	17	81	7.8	8.0	3.6	18

Nuff said.

Jason Campbell
Somehow almost lost the job to the wild polac Gradkowski. Managed to return and I think his future is far brighter in OAK than washington. Why did they trade him again? Oh, right, they were targeting Terrelle Pryor with that 2012 4th rounder. OOPS!

Chad Pennington
Fettuccine AL-FRE-DO I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO.

Brad Johnson/Shaun King
I'm going with B-Rad over King me here. Brad Johnson is the only man who makes Gus Frerotte look like a viable option. Another Gruden "I pretend to develop QBs now, but I never really could so I went with B-Rad and Gannondorf"

Donovan Mcnabb
Why did he puke in the superbowl? Why did he get benched for Sexy Rexy last season in the 2 minute drill. Is there some building evidence that McNabb is only a 3 quarter player?
McNabb to westbrook WAS the 2 minute drill in Philly. Anyone could have run that 2 minute offense because westy is always open.

Jake Delhomme
The guy threw 89 INTs in his career as a Panther, and I think 60 were on steve smith targets, 12 on Moose Muhammad when Smith broke his leg and Muhammad had the best fantasy year for a WR (2004), and then the other 17 on obliteration sacks when he held the ball looking for steve smith to get open downfield. I got Tunnel Vision.....

Brian Griese
Bleck, we're ending with Brian Griese. Why didn't I pick Horseface Elway for the Broncos? Dunno. I guess I wanted to talk about filling the stable when the purebred leaves. Here's the thing though: They had another thoroughbred!
Then Sharpe left.

Ok, that's it.

Sleazer,
OUT

Get this man an Oak!

One of the things that makes Blake Griffin's potential for greatness so promising is his willingness to just Diggler his body around with no regard for human life (and that he is, in fact, already great). He may be enough of an ATLien to do this for 10-15 years, but at the very least we know he could add miles to his career if teams weren't intentionally ramjamming him as their last ditch effort to slow the beast. Griffin's mom was recently distraught over the fact that Brendan Haywood blatantly took her youngest son out to suppress his Digglerian nature. Other than Stern making Goodell-like rule changes, the best solution I can surmise is that Blake needs an Oak.

Before I try to go all trade Van Gogh and figure out how the Clips can acquire a player with the Shaft-like qualities Oakley possesses, I have a much simpler solution. Taylor Griffin.

Ok so I just looked up Oak and both Griffins' stats from college. Oak as a senior had more ppg and rpg than Blake in his second and final year at OU, Blake's freshman year beats none of Oak's collegiate seasons, and our boy Taylor may as well have been in club trillion by comparison. But, really, that is neither here nor there. Taylor just needs to learn his defensive rotations, do work on the boards on both ends, and do work as Blake's enforcer. That last one should be the easiest to achieve as it is surely his nature to protect his little bro. I know if I was going to commit a grievous act against the most explosive athlete in the NBA I wouldn't want to worry about the wrath of his 6'7 240 pound older brother.

My critics might be thinking to themselves "well the Clippers can't just sign Taylor Griffin straight from Belgium and put him in anything other than garbage time, so what's the point? That Fegonomist is such a crackpot. I'm going to tell him his hair isn't luxurious even though I know it really is." The first point is fair, the second doesn't really make sense, and the third is predictable hate that can be disregarded. I have no rebuttal for point one, but I have an alternate solution. The Bakersfield Jam. The Clippers' D-League affiliate needs to reach out to Oakley to teach Taylor Griffin the swag and skills necessary to become Blake's enforcer. I know Oakley will accept. Like Snoop Dogg's pimp mentor in Bossn' Up, Oakley will feel the desire to nurture a protege for the sake of the Game. Also, he totally has a ton of free time, always partying in Vegas stealing other dudes' women with (or without) MJ. I know he has followed the path of being a post League entrepreneur, but his car wash can remain afloat without him for a few months.

Once Oak is aboard the train to Bakersfield, the Clippers need to sign Taylor to the Jam and let Oak wax on wax off Taylor until he is ready for the Show. When the new TG hits the League, Blake Griffin will no longer have to look over his shoulder for that next flagrant 1 and can focus solely on Digglering his way into the annals of NBA history.